If you are a woman, are you attractive? Just curious!

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SW-User

No, people cower away from me, mirrors crack, eyes burn in heads, flies are summoned to my facial features, my breasts are a national trip hazard and a national daily feature is broadcast about their location, my breath can slay those in a 5 miles radius.

Soul58 · 36-40, M

@SW-User you also don't have the best humor in the world bwahaha!

SW-User

@Soul58 [i]That's [/i] how ugly I am! 🎺

bookerdana · M

@SW-User I thought it was funny😆

SW-User

@bookerdana 🤗

bookerdana · M

reminded me of that graham parker song
The sun has a solar flare
The earth just tilted on its axis
The demon lies in his lair
And licks at the Goddess Abraxas
Volcanoes long, long dormant
Send up plumes of gas
An India and Pakistan
Start talking trash
In these dark days, dark
Let's walk to the nearest cliff
Let's walk to the river
But there's been a seismic shift
I felt the whole earth quiver
Let's hold the party we said we would @SW-User

SW-User

@bookerdana Thanks for sharing.
I've never heard that before. 😊

bookerdana · M

Thanks for the guffaws!🤪 @SW-User

JavaJoe · 51-55, M

@SW-User Keep saying it long enough so they believe it, darling. 😍