I won't have one, and I can't think of a single human being who will know or care. I vanished a long time ago. I was never meant to get this old....

Fishing, I think the same of you. Yes, I'm affectionable and nice but I'm scared of people. It takes me a long time to have deep conections.
Luckily, I can express myself openly with my kids in school, with my nieces and my nephew.

*awkward silence*

I don't think there will be people at my funeral. My social web is near to zero.

Nothing. I don't plan on having one.

"Where's the bathrooms"

Ugh ... Finally !!! 😉

twistermind same here, but I know one person that WILL be at my funeral...and that's me!

Mahjack: You don't know my sisters, I have good reason for saying it. One is as greedy as can be, if she thought she could reap anything out of any relatives death she will come cherry-picking and grab as much as she can get.

@ Fishing: I'm not exaggerating. Only a face to face friend. Perhaps, my nieces and my nephew. Ah, and Mahjack. Lol!

"Why haven't we heard from her in years? She used to be both funny, happy and family loving!"

Nothing, I hope science will take care of my body at that time.
No flowers, no speeches.

Fishing, lol.

lisette, you will be remembered. I'm sure ;)

cher, lol.. why? You're just like kingkyrie :P

heybro, that made me laugh.. 😂

Lisette, who? I must be in the wrong place...

Where's the beer.... Lets get this party started..!!

Perhaps Mahjack, perhaps!

Mahjack: hahaha, alright!

mercedes, that was lovely and deep. So deep. Adele tripped and rolled. :]

Fishing, that's awesome :)

Jeffie, wtf hahah.

Cere. Why?

hunka, pretty sure a lot do but you don't know it.

Feet, you're A LOT weird ;)

king, that reminds me of those ww2 experiments. I don't know why.

Fresh, silence is golden :P

Luna, no way!

@ Fishing: I'm not complaining. The problem is in me. For different reasons I went away from people in my best years of my life and now it's not easy to get them. But, I'm not complaining. I'm the only responsible.

Rest in peace?

Bye bye baby?

Good bloody riddance?

Something or the other. Someone will say.

Hopefully no funeral and if it's up to me my family won't even be informed of my death.

what funeral?

Mahjack: She is indeed, and I stayed away from her for 20 years and then tried to help her for about a year and a half, almost every day giving stuff or rides or going places with her and she turned on me calling me weird and other things, I decided she can find another weirdo to help her out.

@ Heybro: are you Irish? Irish people used to celebrate funerals which such a joy. They have a so special sight of life. Like it.

twist, I'll be there once I get my invite! :P

Thank you, fishing, for your offering. I will do it soon, but no way I'm gonna bother you with my sad side. I don't like to throw my shit on people. They don't deserve it. But I will talk to you about a funny topic.

@ Singleman: I'm curious for the sense of your post. You made me laugh but I'm not sure if people will give a clap bc you did something good for humanity or bc you use to mess things up.

Of course, I know you are kidding.

Cher, she's crazy! Well, your friends and the rest of the family? :)

Aido, lol.

Yep, she dead

Twist, you throw the shit, people will catch it and help you put it in the bin

Yes he was a bit weird. He liked feet, for crying out loud!

@Foolish: oh dear :o lol