Ah, another human that likes fried chicken, nice. I have cravings, but you have to learn to share or it won't work out.

But that chicken was actually made out of dough

This message brought to you by my cat.

Remember when we went to KFC and I asked you where my chicken went and you said I had already eaten it?

I suspect that may not have been true now.

No, it’s my fried chicken

You can have it all. I hate it.

🙄