I'm pregnant with the amount of food I eat.

FlowerPetal · 2025-09-08T10:44:05-04:00

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I'm pregnant

with the amount of food I eat.

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Acheron · 41-45, M

"Awww, so how far along are you?"
"12,000 calories."

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@Acheron about right

Acheron · 41-45, M

@FlowerPetal

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

Congratulations

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@Shybutwilling2bfriends I wonder what it will look like after I deliver it. 🥴

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

@FlowerPetal i I wonder too 😄

AngelKrish · 26-30, M

Have it

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@AngelKrish amma going to heaven today. 😋

AngelKrish · 26-30, M

@FlowerPetal [media=https://instagram.com/DNlIIsusTt7]

ostfuidctyvm

Confatulations 👀

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@ostfuidctyvm this is your responsibility.
don't ask me how.

ostfuidctyvm

@FlowerPetal Cos I didn't put the cake in a condom, or........? 🤔

tobynshorty · 51-55, F

I would faint😂

Slicker24

Murry Povich told me. I was the father.

doucie · F

same. i think it’s triplets

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@doucie omg. 😂😂😂
you're not the type of gyal to say "I'm full" but rather "I want more" 🙌🏻😂

phoenixrising · M

Do you need a belly rub or massage?

FlowerPetal · 22-25, F

@phoenixrising no thanks 😅

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

You were secretly impregnated by the meat missile on a Monday from Oscar Mayer

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