Okay, you guys don’t know this because how could you.

But she’s in the 😏 part of her cycle so you guys really have to chill with the “princess”, “baby”, and “sweethearts” that only fire up that engine more and more. And even though she can’t hear the tone behind those terms that test her control to no end, she can feel the tones. Every. Single. One.

Bottom line. It’s downright cruel and unfair to me.



-Signed,

Her vibrator’s batteries