Okay, you guys don’t know this because how could you.

But she’s in the 😏 part of her cycle so you guys really have to chill with the “princess”, “baby”, and “sweethearts” that only fire up that engine more and more. And even though she can’t hear the tone behind those terms that test her control to no end, she can feel the tones. Every. Single. One.

Bottom line. It’s downright cruel and unfair to me.

-Signed,

Her vibrator’s batteries

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MambaJuice · 41-45, M

If “princess” and “baby” are sending you straight into 😏 mode, that sounds like a high performance engine to me. And let’s be real if it’s getting revved up, that’s not on the pit crew. I’m just standing here holding a wrench and minding my business.

Tell the batteries to stop being dramatic and switch to rechargeable… beautiful I mean princess I mean baby my bad, must be a heat wave rolling through.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@MambaJuice 😂. Go stand way the hell over there, dude. Go 👉🏻

MambaJuice · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@MambaJuice Oh, stop. The fries are on me this time.

MambaJuice · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart ok I'm on my way!