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EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek I didn't collect exes....I chose, instead, to discard them.
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@Serenitree I didn't plan to marry 3 wrong women. Women are so complicated, that figuring out if one is compatible has proven to be the greatest challenge in my life.
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek I know. I just meant about collecting them. That suggests you're keeping them around, cluttering up your life. They are broken crockery. Discard them.
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@Serenitree Well, I consider them as a collection only in the mathematical sense of a collection, being a group of similar items. I don't have any contact with them. Haven't seen the 1st ex in more than 20 years, now.
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek Ah, I have decided to outlive mine. So far, I've outlived one of my exes. Several of my kids' exes, and a few people I just plain despised. The rest are still alive....but so am I.
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek no worries. I didn't KILL the guys who died. If I had, they would have died sooner. I just live my life, enjoying my family and let their nasty habits kill them.
And then I smile and start singing " Another One Bites the Dust".
And then I smile and start singing " Another One Bites the Dust".
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@Serenitree I see. Thanks for the clarification. 🙂
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek I'm a jerk, but not a criminal.
EnigmaticGeek · 61-69, M
@Serenitree I never thought you as being either. Certainly not a criminal, because you'd be too smart to get caught, and your username conveys just the opposite of jerk.
Serenitree · F
@EnigmaticGeek thank you. You're kind. Mostly I'm a frustrated comedian. My dad had this wry sense of fun. I seem to have inherited it, but not his perfect timing and delivery, and the ability to raise just one, the left, eyebrow.