She has sausage she's happy.

First thing I heard turning on BBC breakfast this morning.

Well I'm sure this Saturday morning there's plenty of ladies feeling that...

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No sausage here.

VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M

@V00doo to the rescue!

OldBrit · 61-69, M

@V00doo so therefore I deduce you are unhappy

OldBrit · 61-69, M

@V00doo If it was within my gift to give you sausage I would do so immediately dear lady

@OldBrit Thank you 🥺