I Love Funny Quotes [I Love Quotes]

Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight,

you are drunk.

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I know some, too. "Secrets are like herpes. If you got 'em, may as well spread 'em around." "A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. A good feeling, but nobody notices."

Iccykate · 26-30, F

@IWasCallingYaLarry saw that somewhere

IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

@Iccykate which one?

Iccykate · 26-30, F

@IWasCallingYaLarry all of them
You comment them somewhere else i guess or someone else did
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IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

@Iccykate maybe it was me. Not sure lol. I'm sure I'm not the first one to say it. How are you btw?

Iccykate · 26-30, F

@IWasCallingYaLarry good
And you

IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M

@Iccykate I could be doing better. You can message me if you want.