I Like a Good Quote

she wasn't really my wife, yet anyway, we had talked of getting married at some point, I wasn't into committed relationships yet, but she moved in with me, and that lasted over 6 months, and I didn't ever cheat on her, she was good in the sack and that's about all I needed her for, she could barely cook, we ate out a lot, she was usually desert, whipped cream goes great on love juice dripping pussy and she loved my tongue, but when I quit that job, we where getting close to splitsville anyway, when she started to look at wedding dresses seriously I got nervous and purposely started to be mean and drank and got high so much more, to get her to leave, so I succeeded...heheheehehehe, I had a new girlfriend in a couple of days later, easy come, easy go, but that was the old me, I'm on my 2nd marriage, the first one lasted over 20 years, have 3 kids, they don't talk to their mother but do talk to me, I'll be married for 10 years on July 15, 2016, my wife is the best, a match made in Heaven, I've been clean and sober for over 2 years and 7 months now, life is good and true love is so much better.

I actually said this once for real, it was one of the best days of my life, went home, told the wife I quit my job, drank a case of Budweiser with some friends, smoked some joints and drank a half gallon of Jack Daniels, and felt fine the next day, but the old lady got up and left, no problem, on to the next one....heheheheheehe.

Good ole Johnny Paycheck.

Lmao