Uncomfortable fact: washing your car makes it +50% more attractive for birds to sh*t on it

And also increases by a good +30% the odd of a rain or a sandstorm (or both) to occur within the upcoming week

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HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

Same with balcony. I cleaned it yesterday. It rained during the night. Waiting for the pigeon diarrhea now.

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Elessar · 26-30, M

@HannibalAteMeOut Of course, these are post-Roman doves; their ancestors may have very well sh*t on Caligula's head too

Look at the pride posturing of the one on the right

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@Elessar love them for it. We only get the type of pigeon that would shit on Pericles.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@HannibalAteMeOut Oligarchical pigeons vs. SPQR republican doves

deadgerbil · 26-30

I hope not. I scrubbed off a ton of bird shit off of the car last evening. It was pretty bad. Maybe they ate some Trump steaks or something

Elessar · 26-30, M

@deadgerbil Was it orange?

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