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So I took my gf out for Valentines.

We went for appies and drinks.
We went to a club and danced.
I won a teddy bear and a green fuzzy throw for her…

So we went back to the 4 star hotel and I tied her up and and well…

The next morning she woke up coughing on green feathers… still tied to the bed… and asked me to untie her to pee.


Now she brings it up in a fight and tells me she felt disrespected.


I thought that was every girls kind of valentines.