Name something that is more fun with a woman then is with a man?

So you ever have one of those days where your partner tells you everything you do is wrong I take it? I mean, I thought I was just trying to help! I asked her if she wanted a glass of water, and she looked at me like I suggested we swim in the neighbor's pool! At this point, I’m just waiting for her to hand me a manual on how to breathe correctly!"

How does that sound, you should have worded more like me. Maybe the audience wouldn't have boo you off the stage.