I have some questions! Very serious questions that need....

I am very appalled and outraged at this social media site! How could you SW!?

Fatebook, Twatter, and crapchat, yes. Expect it out of them, but not SW!
I guess I was wrong about you 🤯🙁.. I don't understand how or why you wouldn't take us into consideration! We pour our hearts out on line for you every day! 🥺
I have looked everywhere on this site! Where the hell is the "Tiniest violin in the world playing just for you emoji?"

Uhuh.. I don't want to hear it SW!🤨 No excuses