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Sueisright · 31-35, F
I stole postage stamps once when I was
Younger my mum found out and invited the shop lady around and caned Me Infront of her. It wasn’t the only time she saw me get it but was the only time I ever stole. Still get embarrassed going to her shop even now
Younger my mum found out and invited the shop lady around and caned Me Infront of her. It wasn’t the only time she saw me get it but was the only time I ever stole. Still get embarrassed going to her shop even now
PortugalDreams · 36-40, C
I stole a can of diet coke from a shop once and the guilt from that one small thing was overwhelming so I don't think I'm cut out for the life of crime
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Sure, I even played it out. I took some money out of my papas pockets when he wasnt looking.😂
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Gangstress · 41-45, F
Robot yes lol robber no
Ksmile14 · F
I wanna be a robber of hearts :P <3
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BeefySenpie · M
Sure, I'll steal hearts
PepsiColaP · F
@BeefySenpie you cant fool the vegans
BiasForAction · M
I do not recall every thinking of this. However, my mother often told me, "I don't care what you choose to do for a living. But be the best. If you choose to be a bank robber, be the best bank robber." I would reply, " But really? You want me to be a robber?" And she would say, "Be the best."
Elevatorpitches · F
How many of these idiotic "robber" posts will we see before even they get bored of this nonsense too?
Justafantasy · M
Yeah, long ago stealing cars seemed appealing. To bad I never learned to Hotwire anything
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And you're my first victim. Ima steal your Damn heart.
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@SparklingWater You can't try reaso with a thief. If I can't have your heart well Damn it no one can🤨
Citrusflavour · M
I imagined what it would be like but that's :3
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Citrusflavour · M
@SparklingWater Milk and honey thief!
kdma1l · 46-50, M
Haha, I read that first and thought it said rabbit!
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kdma1l · 46-50, M
@SparklingWater Maybe I can be your rabbit!😜
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
I did think about robbing a bank once.
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MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
@SparklingWater I was working there and we had £1.5 million in cash in the strong room. Very tempting.
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Yes, I need a getaway driver.
Kbear · F
Lol yes
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Kbear · F
@SparklingWater yep I wanna heist a bamk
Elevatorpitches · F
uhhh...no.
Bang5luts · M
No. To much to live for nowadays.
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SW-User
Thought about it. Done it. Stopped doing it
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@SparklingWater because its not right to be taking from other people who are struggling to make a living. They have to eat too