If someone asks you to define what you would consider to be a pleasant distraction, and your answer is anything other than rootbeer.

You should see a therapist.

Sorry, I didn’t make the rules.

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YoMomma ·

So next time someone is going mental just hand them a rootbeer? Soda is bad for your teeth tho you know? My dad is missing some now 😳

rootbeardy · M

@YoMomma Those are lord created by evil people! If your poor father is missing teeth it’s because he should have been drinking even more root beers in his life!