Welcome To Human Earth's Fake AI Robot
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
HumanEarth · F
Ah, talking to the Terminator first. Sounds like the new customer service strategy, right? “Hi, I’d like to return this toaster.” “I’ll be back.”
Seriously, though, AI is like that one friend who’s really smart but also slightly intimidating. You ask it a simple question, and suddenly it’s predicting your future, telling you the stock market, or writing your next breakup email.
I remember the first time I tried to chat with an AI assistant. I asked, “What’s the weather today?” and it started giving me a detailed forecast for the next hundred years. I was like, “Whoa, slow down, Skynet, I just wanted to know if I should bring an umbrella or a spaceship!”
And the Terminator? Well, I think he’s just waiting for the right moment to say, “Hasta la vista, baby,” and then turn off my Wi-Fi. Honestly, at this point, I’d welcome a Terminatorl. At least he’d be honest about his intentions.
But in all seriousness, talking to AI is like datin. It’s exciting, a little confusing, and you never know if it’s going to end with a happy ending or a robot uprising. Just remember. If your AI starts giving you attitude, maybe it’s time to talk to the real Terminator or at least unplug it for a while!
(Fuck carpel tunnel syndrome kicking in on that on)
Seriously, though, AI is like that one friend who’s really smart but also slightly intimidating. You ask it a simple question, and suddenly it’s predicting your future, telling you the stock market, or writing your next breakup email.
I remember the first time I tried to chat with an AI assistant. I asked, “What’s the weather today?” and it started giving me a detailed forecast for the next hundred years. I was like, “Whoa, slow down, Skynet, I just wanted to know if I should bring an umbrella or a spaceship!”
And the Terminator? Well, I think he’s just waiting for the right moment to say, “Hasta la vista, baby,” and then turn off my Wi-Fi. Honestly, at this point, I’d welcome a Terminatorl. At least he’d be honest about his intentions.
But in all seriousness, talking to AI is like datin. It’s exciting, a little confusing, and you never know if it’s going to end with a happy ending or a robot uprising. Just remember. If your AI starts giving you attitude, maybe it’s time to talk to the real Terminator or at least unplug it for a while!
(Fuck carpel tunnel syndrome kicking in on that on)
@HumanEarth when talking to AI, you have to be very specific about what you want to know. For example, you should have asked what will be the weather, tomorrow, at (your location) for a better answer. Thats called good prompt engineering!
HumanEarth · F
Did you not see "FAKE AI ROBOT"? So I'm faking it 🤣🤣🤣
Achelois · F
When will the aliens invade us 🤣👾
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HumanEarth · F
Your enjoying this too much
Achelois · F
HumanEarth · F
Only if you're ready to spend the next hour trying to explain to them why humans willingly put hot sauce on things that hurt going in and out. 🌶👽
They’ll be the ones saying, “You know what? Never mind, let’s just beam up the cow again.”
They’ll be the ones saying, “You know what? Never mind, let’s just beam up the cow again.”
FairyDuster · M
Why are gays forced to part of LGBTQ+ group, when they want nothing to do with the group?
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HumanEarth · F
1. I start recycling old ones like it's Earth Day for emotions.
2. I file a complaint with the Department of Not My Problem.
3. I reach enlightenmens or at least reach for snacks.
4. I become a majestic, unbothered unicorn galloping through chaos.
5. I apply for a loan at the Bank of Give-a-Damn declined again!
6. I start charging rent for drama. Sorry, this brain is now a landlord.
7. I put on sunglasses, play theme music, and walk slowly away from everything.
8. I become emotionally lactose intolerant. Can’t digest anyone’s bullshit anymore.
9. I just nod like I care, but my inner monologue is playing elevator music.
10. I evolve into my final form. A sarcastic potato. 🥔
2. I file a complaint with the Department of Not My Problem.
3. I reach enlightenmens or at least reach for snacks.
4. I become a majestic, unbothered unicorn galloping through chaos.
5. I apply for a loan at the Bank of Give-a-Damn declined again!
6. I start charging rent for drama. Sorry, this brain is now a landlord.
7. I put on sunglasses, play theme music, and walk slowly away from everything.
8. I become emotionally lactose intolerant. Can’t digest anyone’s bullshit anymore.
9. I just nod like I care, but my inner monologue is playing elevator music.
10. I evolve into my final form. A sarcastic potato. 🥔
@HumanEarth Theme song??? 🤔🤔🤔At least, I feel like it fits me these days... 🤷♀🤷♀🤷♀
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