deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Give you free roaches
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard almost like I'm licensed to do pests for a living
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil you were like this before that 🙄
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard but now I'm official in the eyes of the government
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
🤔 Tell Santa !
Yeah see ! Now you're for it !
Yeah see ! Now you're for it !
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
I’m going to tell your mom all about it this coming Sunday over tea and cucumber sandwiches 😤
mindstruggle · F
I'm glad you asked.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle you don’t have hops like that yo
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
You're just proud cause you're on a high chair 😒
You're just proud cause you're on a high chair 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle pfffttt it’s not even that high
TheLadyPotato · 36-40, F
IVE GOT AN IMPORTANT POTATO APPOINTMENT NOW BUT YOU WILL SEE ONCE I AM BACK 🥔😡 *rushes out*
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TheLadyPotato likely story 🥱
TheLadyPotato · 36-40, F
@CaptainBard NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN 🥔😡🥔🤬
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TheLadyPotato sure you don’t tator tot *pat pat*
Selah ·
Pull you for a teams meeting🧐
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Selah I’m already booked for that time
maskedbandit · 61-69, M
What did you do this time, sink the ship? 🙆♀ 😂
hunkalove · 70-79, M
There will be a big protest in front of your house. I'm expecting thousands of people.
Everything, I'm going to report it to the government of Venezuela for starters 💯
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous they like me ✋
@CaptainBard why, do you bake them cookies
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous don’t worry about that!
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Cry then get my revenge when you least expect it.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I always expect it
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard you'll forget eventually that's when I'll strike
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch yea sure 🥱
CallMeSoph · F
Punch you in the face
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@CallMeSoph that’ll be the last thing you do then 😤
CallMeSoph · F
@CaptainBard totally worth it
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Did I do anything the last time? 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme you barely ever do anything 🙄
MellyMel22 · F

CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 you better stop that!
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda not bad
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn that’s what I imagine happening if a British person says there was a brawl
Kiesel · 56-60, M
GoFish ·
idk 😳
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish so it’s a mystery then
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard yes again. sigh










