Plan on cremation or composting.

If the latter...."Bill..yons and bill...yons! (Best Carl Sagan voice)" ...of insects, bacteria and fungi

That's a hard one to predict. I suppose family would be there, some people who vaguely know me, and a few who I have forgotten all about. There will also be a few there expressing remorse for the way they treated me in life, but I doubt even that will be sincere. 😢

I don't want a funeral. There's only my son and he doesn't need to be put through that.

none

Not too many

0 people

1000

5 will miss me

9995 will be there to make sure I'm really dead

I'm either going to end up in an urn or on a med school slab so, no funeral.

2, maybe 5

none because i’ve specified there is to be no funeral, just taken and cremated

Maybe 1 or 2. Assuming I die of old age.