come2gether · 46-50, M
I already have it, I don't get hangovers, no matter how drunk I might get
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@come2gether Oh I’m the exact opposite, I’m a “one drink KO,d girl”
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
The ability to talk to earthworms on Tuesdays
I can turn invisible, but only when nobody's watching.
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@dirge very good 😂
Soviet Russia.
Lugwho · 61-69, M
The ability to sense if there is a cement mixer within 2 miles
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Lugwho · 61-69, M
@Lotsofberries One day it might be useful 😔
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@Lugwho It might indeed! Hopefully one day a bank robber hides his spoils in an unsuspecting cement mixer. The gold bars and diamonds become submerged inside. You locate them, steal the mixer and retrieve them.
But then you’d need to Find the guy who can sense the location of tools strong enough to crack the dried cement.
And to do that you would need to find someone who can sense other people with senses….
Oh dear
But then you’d need to Find the guy who can sense the location of tools strong enough to crack the dried cement.
And to do that you would need to find someone who can sense other people with senses….
Oh dear
Lugwho · 61-69, M
@Lotsofberries I'll keep an eye on this post, you never know who might turn up. What a team we'd be 😀
BrandNewMan · M
Too late .. AOC got it already
bijouxbroussard · F
@BrandNewMan What is that ?
BrandNewMan · M
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meJess · F
Isn’t there only on superpower after the Cold War? Aren’t they trying to obtain other countries?
AnotherWeirdo · 41-45, M
The ability to fart and make everyone think someone else did it
Lotsofberries · 26-30, F
@AnotherWeirdo Poor, unsuspecting victims… 🫢
AnotherWeirdo · 41-45, M
@Lotsofberries They'll be pointing fingers and I'll make a clean getaway
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