I found a new Job as a BAD-ASS waitress.

Well it took me three days after suspension, but finally i have a job. well i better tell you that i'm a teacher who got suspended for hitting a tenth grader. i'm a single mom with a two year old daughter and live with my foster dad. now that i got suspended i wasn't gonna let my family starve? and i'm no fan of asking charity, so i decided to find a job fast.... At first i heard there was a vacancy for president, but settled for waitressing . besides Hillary Clinton is a tough competition..... Any way i found it's ironic that the food-joint i'm working at was too close to the school i got suspended from... so this meant that my former coworkers and students would definitely be at the food court.... but truth be told i just didn't care what other people think of me.... i never have and i never will. so today being the first day i wanted to make a great impression.. so i put on the biggest cheesiest fake smile that i could. and showed up early... i never imagined that being a waitress was so easy, but it's a fast way to earn money too. the real fun started when the word got out to my school.... @ 3.30 pm or so almost every on at my school was at the food court which gave my new boss and old boss a heart attack.... all the waitresses were dumb struck not knowing the reason behind the massive crowd.... but i just pretended to act surprised like my other NEW coworkers.. i tried talking with a few known students and former coworkers, but no one seemed interested.... did i mention that half the school hates me,..... and the other half wants me dead. but in the back ground i hear whispers saying "OMG she's so bad ass"< and >"she's got some nerve to do this ........which i also ignored ....... and then came the final nail in the coffin. the tips,all of my tips were given in coins.... i want you to imagine a table full of coins that i had to collect. i knew that every one did this to degrade me, and to watch me collect scraps as a symbolic metaphor branding me as a beggar. It was at this moment that i realized that i am truly BAD ASS and is just another glories day... so i savored every moment of it collecting every piece of coin off the table... by doing so i made a powerful, statement. Besides it was a butt load of money, even if it was in change. ... seriously what were these retards expecting? for me to say "Oh my god stop giving me money, you're humiliating me?" F-ing idiots..... i don't say this often, and i hope that i won't say this again, but money is it's own reward. [image deleted]