Isn't it amazing? Trump is President 100 days already. No nuclear war yet! Yayyyyyy.
Isn't it wonderful?
Trump may not have been able to fulfill his happy promises, but look at the bright side. He isn't able to pass his terrifying ones either.
He did get his Supreme Court pick.
But that one really should go,to Mitch McConnell who subverted Congress and didn't even allow a vote on Obamas pick. He then eliminated the need for,a 60 vote majority so their robotic Right wing nomineee could sail through. Hey, if a Republican President with a Republican Senate and a Republican House can't get a Republican judge after making it impossible for the Democrat President to even have a hearing for his pick...well what kind of Democracy would this be?!?!?!?!
He is going above and beyond what he promised in deporting people to Mexico. Above his pledge to never deport people who are law abiding, and beyond in his seeming glee in tearing amilies apart. Interesting fact though...his instructions are so convoluted that deportations are actually down over last year.
Meanwhile his companies apply for immigrant work visas. Not to be nice. Just coz they work cheaper.
China a currency manipulator??? Not that promise either.
Term limits for members of Congress? Nope. No change here
5 year ban on White House officials becoming lobbyists? Nahhhhh. He was probably just playing or joking here.
Ban foreign lobbyists from donating to elections???? They already were banned!
Renegotiate or cancel NAFTA. HAHAHA his humour again.
Withdraw from TPP? It wouldn't have passed anyway. It was already falling apart. So he took credit. Like any real man or real leader should.
Promised to cancel all of Obamas unconstitutional Executive Actions. Errrrr, as President Obamas EA's were entirely Constitutional. Maybe the Constitution just has to many words of more than five letters so Humpty Trumpty couldn't read it. But he has cancelled many anyway. Just coz Obama don't play nice in Humpty's sand box.
And Obama is not going to be allowed to Trumpty's birthday party either. Lots of fast food with ketchup! You lose Obama!
Pass tax relief plan. Well he did send a SINGLE PAGE to Congress that had been worked on by over 200 people. Dang! Imagine if 20,000 had worked on it.
Discourage companies offshoring jobs. Errrrrrrrr, he forgot this one
Repeal and replace Obamacare. Yeahhhhhhh, by throwing 24,000,000 fellow Americans off of the healthcare they were made to pay for. Good luck in the midterms Trumpty.
Build a wall. Yes. The wall. The wall. Not to mention that the border includes approximately 1,000 miles of the Rio Grande River...which if it gets walled off, virtually GIVES that 1,000 miles of natural resource to Mexico. Just a little detail.
One of the many real facts he hates. Alternative facts are just so much more fun!
Happy 100 days Trumpster.
You,fooled everybody.
Imagine how much more damage he can do by his fourth birthday, if he has done so little, yet so much damage in the first 100 days.
Trump may not have been able to fulfill his happy promises, but look at the bright side. He isn't able to pass his terrifying ones either.
He did get his Supreme Court pick.
But that one really should go,to Mitch McConnell who subverted Congress and didn't even allow a vote on Obamas pick. He then eliminated the need for,a 60 vote majority so their robotic Right wing nomineee could sail through. Hey, if a Republican President with a Republican Senate and a Republican House can't get a Republican judge after making it impossible for the Democrat President to even have a hearing for his pick...well what kind of Democracy would this be?!?!?!?!
He is going above and beyond what he promised in deporting people to Mexico. Above his pledge to never deport people who are law abiding, and beyond in his seeming glee in tearing amilies apart. Interesting fact though...his instructions are so convoluted that deportations are actually down over last year.
Meanwhile his companies apply for immigrant work visas. Not to be nice. Just coz they work cheaper.
China a currency manipulator??? Not that promise either.
Term limits for members of Congress? Nope. No change here
5 year ban on White House officials becoming lobbyists? Nahhhhh. He was probably just playing or joking here.
Ban foreign lobbyists from donating to elections???? They already were banned!
Renegotiate or cancel NAFTA. HAHAHA his humour again.
Withdraw from TPP? It wouldn't have passed anyway. It was already falling apart. So he took credit. Like any real man or real leader should.
Promised to cancel all of Obamas unconstitutional Executive Actions. Errrrr, as President Obamas EA's were entirely Constitutional. Maybe the Constitution just has to many words of more than five letters so Humpty Trumpty couldn't read it. But he has cancelled many anyway. Just coz Obama don't play nice in Humpty's sand box.
And Obama is not going to be allowed to Trumpty's birthday party either. Lots of fast food with ketchup! You lose Obama!
Pass tax relief plan. Well he did send a SINGLE PAGE to Congress that had been worked on by over 200 people. Dang! Imagine if 20,000 had worked on it.
Discourage companies offshoring jobs. Errrrrrrrr, he forgot this one
Repeal and replace Obamacare. Yeahhhhhhh, by throwing 24,000,000 fellow Americans off of the healthcare they were made to pay for. Good luck in the midterms Trumpty.
Build a wall. Yes. The wall. The wall. Not to mention that the border includes approximately 1,000 miles of the Rio Grande River...which if it gets walled off, virtually GIVES that 1,000 miles of natural resource to Mexico. Just a little detail.
One of the many real facts he hates. Alternative facts are just so much more fun!
Happy 100 days Trumpster.
You,fooled everybody.
Imagine how much more damage he can do by his fourth birthday, if he has done so little, yet so much damage in the first 100 days.
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