President Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch
a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat
Off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind
Died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service
Were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them
Off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
The hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht,
And handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were
Speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC,CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
Off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind
Died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service
Were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them
Off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
The hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht,
And handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were
Speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC,CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
