Iran has vowed it will reopen the strait and surrender to Trump right after the midterms

I heard they are also going to pay $2,000 to every American....you remember...the money trump was to going to pay for all that tariff money being raked in......from Americans.

And I have 5 butt cheeks.

That makes perfect sense. Trump is doing more the destroy America and its people than Iran could ever do themselves.. (Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake).😷