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Donald Trump approaches the microphone

We’re going to fix this dead country. It's very simple but only for me. The country is too big in some places and not big enough in other places. We will make the big places bigger and the little places biggerer and then everything will fit.

The economy is going up. We’re going so far up that eventually other countries will have to look at us from underneath. Because we are the hottest country and that's always the best angle.

We’re going to lower prices. You look at eggs, nobody has ever seen eggs this high. We’re going to bring them down. put them back on the floor. Nobody wants expensive eggs on a shelf when the floor is much lower.

Crime is rampant and the criminals doing it are the worst. They commit crime because nobody has told them crime is illegal strong enough. We’re going to make the laws much larger. Huge laws. Illegals will not be able to climb over our laws anymore

China sells us things. We give them money. This was a very bad deal, setup by Obama. I said, why are we giving them money? Keep the money and also keep the things. That’s the art of the deal.

 
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