It’s shocking how poorly Melania Trump speaks English.

@Northwest Right, just not the language of her adopted country, and her husband and child! Maybe it’s on purpose. I suspect she’s dim and could speak enough to be a model in a few languages.

@Fukfacewillie Trump says she's fluent in 5 languages so you know it's true. 🤣

As to the modeling, it's complicated. She worked for Paolo Zampolli, who had a "modeling agency" based in New York, that suppled young women to mingle with very wealthy guests at New York ritzy parties. What's where she met Trump.

Zampolli eventually joined Trump Model Management, and the latter supplied a model for GQ UK, to do the issue featuring Melania rolling naked in fake jewelry. This is probably where the "she's fluent in 5 languages came from", along with the claim that she has a degree in Architecture, which eventually was taken out before the 2016 elections.

Zampolli was named last year as special envoy to Italy. No one knows what this really means.

@Northwest I once worked for a model “agency” and the practice was common, although they tried to keep it on the down low.

@BluntSm0ker Lol, sound about right.