Another Trump joke!
Donald Trump visits a school and in one class, he teaches the young students about a new word: ‘tragedy’. Then, he asks them to use it in a sentence.
One brave girl raises her hand and offers, “If a school bus carrying 20 people drove off of a cliff and killed everyone in it, then that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Trump responds. “You’re close, but that isn’t a tragedy. That is what we would call a great loss.”
A few seconds later, a boy raises his hand and says, “What about if my friend was at a farm, and a farmer drove over him with a tractor? That would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Trump repeats. “That is what we would call an accident, not a tragedy. Anyone else?”
The entire class is stumped for a while. Then, finally, another boy raises his hand and says, “I know what a tragedy would be! If Donald Trump was flying in his private jet and got hit by a missile, that would definitely be a tragedy.”
“Exactly!” Trump says, pleased. “Now, can you tell the class why, exactly, that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” The boy replies. “It definitely wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
One brave girl raises her hand and offers, “If a school bus carrying 20 people drove off of a cliff and killed everyone in it, then that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Trump responds. “You’re close, but that isn’t a tragedy. That is what we would call a great loss.”
A few seconds later, a boy raises his hand and says, “What about if my friend was at a farm, and a farmer drove over him with a tractor? That would be a tragedy.”
“No,” Trump repeats. “That is what we would call an accident, not a tragedy. Anyone else?”
The entire class is stumped for a while. Then, finally, another boy raises his hand and says, “I know what a tragedy would be! If Donald Trump was flying in his private jet and got hit by a missile, that would definitely be a tragedy.”
“Exactly!” Trump says, pleased. “Now, can you tell the class why, exactly, that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” The boy replies. “It definitely wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
