You are invited to Trump Losing Party

It's going to be YUUUUGE

Many people are saying it is going to be the biggest Loss party in the history of History.
Surprise games. Many people are looking forward to Ted Cruz doing the Macarena.
Rubio is going to be in the dunk tank. He's willing to be dunked by the biggest donor.
Giuliani will be selling pictures of himself with the Donald, coz it's the closest his sycophantic butt will ever get to the White House now.
Gingrich will be there signing autographs for anyone who still remembers who Gingrich is.
Melanie will be autographing photos of herself taken while she was working illegally here before she got her visa.
Chris Christie will be trying to build bridges and we may even have him on video feed live from toll bridges in New Jersey. He leaves immediately after to whatever country has he most donuts.
Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric will be selling units in our new property....Trump Cabins by the Dump

Come one, come all.
It's gonna be YUUUUUUUUGE

BELIEVE ME

No one does Yuuuuuuuge like Donald.
Just look at the combover!

:)