You are invited to Trump Losing Party

It's going to be YUUUUGE

Many people are saying it is going to be the biggest Loss party in the history of History.
Surprise games. Many people are looking forward to Ted Cruz doing the Macarena.
Rubio is going to be in the dunk tank. He's willing to be dunked by the biggest donor.
Giuliani will be selling pictures of himself with the Donald, coz it's the closest his sycophantic butt will ever get to the White House now.
Gingrich will be there signing autographs for anyone who still remembers who Gingrich is.
Melanie will be autographing photos of herself taken while she was working illegally here before she got her visa.
Chris Christie will be trying to build bridges and we may even have him on video feed live from toll bridges in New Jersey. He leaves immediately after to whatever country has he most donuts.
Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric will be selling units in our new property....Trump Cabins by the Dump

Come one, come all.
It's gonna be YUUUUUUUUGE

BELIEVE ME

No one does Yuuuuuuuge like Donald.
Just look at the combover!

:)

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Justbychance · M

Are you that sure he's going to lose? As the saying goes: "Never say never" and I'm certain that a lot of people are going to 'perspire' their way to the very end when it's official

CassandraFemale17 · 26-30, F

Hahaha I'm not so sure he will lose. Never 'misunderestimate' the lack of intelligence in a brainwashed electorate

Justbychance · M

@CassandraFemale17: I've never seen anything quite like what's happening this time around; I'm in England, btw

CassandraFemale17 · 26-30, F

@Justbychance: I'm Canadian but I'm in Manhattan. We are flying up to northern New York in the morning. No, there's never been anything like it.....but also, there has been. Each election one side thinks the end of the world is arriving if the other side wins.

It just hasn't gotten into this level of BizarreSpeak like this before. But way back, there were talks of duels and everything, go back over 100 years and it was very entertaining and dirty. So this is a page from the past really.

But how Trump got this far I will never know

As my Granddad says 'you can dress a monkey in silk, but it's still a f****** monkey

Justbychance · M

@CassandraFemale17: [quote]'you can dress a monkey in silk, but it's still a f****** monkey[/quote]

😆 Some quotes you just gotta luvvum ... hahahaha.