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I Hate Donald Trump

Donald Trump's VP Picks Include a Newt and a Garden State Zombie 😀

"Hello, friends, it looks like sources have confirmed exactly what we expected all along: that Chris Christie, history’s saddest gargoyle, is one of Donald Trump’s top picks to be his vice-presidential running mate. Unfortunately, we have still not confirmed whether Christie is in possession of his own brain, or whether it is kept in a secret catacomb underneath the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas along with the cryogenically frozen bodies of his lesser spawn. Besides the New Jersey governor/shambling sack of crushed Lays chips, former GOP presidential primary candidate Newt Gingrich has also been reported to be top of the pile.

But let us pause—because if indeed Chris Christie is in full retention of his faculties and has still not run back down a turnpike to the Garden State and straight to the other turnpike he lives under, how could everyone’s favorite marigold-hewed upside-down bumblebee hind have somehow convinced Christie to run on a ticket with him? I personally imagine that Trump ensnared Christie by whisper-singing the words to Barbra Streisand’s “Evergreen” delicately into his conch-shell ears. Then again, my colleague Patrick Redford said that “he probably just frowned at him really hard and made fun of him for being terrible at softball,” so I digress."

http://jezebel.com/donald-trumps-vp-picks-include-a-newt-and-a-garden-stat-1782933976
Memetic · 56-60, F
why would I find it funny? One post was about teaching students philosophy. Another is about Trump and politics.
You have only started commenting on my Trump posts since our last discussion and you are continuing the that unrelated discussion here. So I can only assume your ego is hurt and you have decided to make comments on all my posts in some kinda misguided attempt to get back at me
Drummer · M
Back in February, after Christie dropped out of the presidential race, he endorsed his former-rival Trump & appeared with him on stage at a rally in Arkansas...After Christie spoke, he hung around on stage, and Trump told him to "Get in the plane and go home"....Remember that?...I's on video, so all one needs to do to see & hear it is to Google "Trump Tells Christie:'Get In the Plane and Go Home"
Memetic · 56-60, F
Hairyballsack - Are you now stalking me because I hurt your tiny ego? 😀
FAIR69 · 51-55, M
That guy is a joke and not even a good one 🚽
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Memetic · 56-60, F
There's too many stalkers here. I have to be cautious
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