Where do imbeciles get their news?

I had to listen today to a moron of biblical proportions tell a group of us that Michelle Obama is a man. Trust me we didn't listen long, the idiot took to the road, but I am sure he still believes his brainwashed story.

Where do you go to divorce yourself from your brain?
Where do you sign up to abdicate all rational thinking to a site trying to dumb us down so much that anyone can't see through that?
How much is another persons brain worth?
He gave it away way too cheap!