Shouldn't RBG have retired during Obama's presidency or is that too much a view with the benefit of hindsight?

@SW-User Seriously. Who's got that kind of time?

@Harmonium1923 Not me. I need to get to Sam's Club pronto and spend money!

@SW-User Can you please pick me up a 96-pack of Bounty paper towels, with the convenient "Select a Size" extra perforations?

@Harmonium1923 Sure. There'll be a 10% handling fee added to your bill. I'll send you my Venmo account info. Delivery will be an additional charge.

@SW-User Never heard of Venmo. Please just send your bank account number, birth date, and the last four of your SSN. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

@Harmonium1923 Okay. You forgot to ask for my full name and address too. I'll get it right over to you. Don't move. Wait here.

@SW-User * Checks watch * I'm still waiting here in the cold and rain. It's been an hour already. OK fine, I'll stick it out until dark, but that's it. Look for a better dressed and more handsome version of Tom Hardy.