Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven’t got a clue

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calicuz · 51-55, M

I need a traditional woman, one that cooks, cleans and knows how to take care of a man. (I know it's old fashioned, but I can't help it.)

In return, I offer my faithfulness, Date nights, where you do nothing but enjoy yourself, and exotic vacations around the world.

itsok · 31-35, F

@calicuz I can barely take care of myself

calicuz · 51-55, M

@itsok

Ok, ok, I'll sweeten the deal: I'll cook 2 nights a week when I'm off work.

itsok · 31-35, F

@calicuz I’m also off two nights per week, so are we fasting the other nights?

calicuz · 51-55, M

@itsok

You're right, I'm sorry, but it's just not gonna work out. 😅