I Want To Thank You For Being Who You Are

@Shayama My condolences on your out of control Covid crazy government. I'm in Portland, Oregon, so I know a little bit about living under shitty government.

@IronHamster oh politics are shit all over the world

@Shayama I can't argue against that. The only people making the right decisions are the people in the street fighting back against the Covid restrictions.

I don't suppose you have any pictures of yourself? Model? Fitness guru? You have my curiosity.

@IronHamster well yeah.
There is a saying:
Stupid politicians come to power with the help of the voters who are idiots

@Shayama Democracy is the worst way to pick leaders, with the exception of every other system we have ever tried.

@IronHamster either way is bad as long as people suck up to politicians

@IronHamster what's your kind of fine dining experience?

@Shayama I don't shirk when I open a menu and there are no prices listed.

@IronHamster your perfect vacation?

@Shayama A five star resort with hard points for suspended rope bondage and a beautiful woman open to amazing experiences.

@IronHamster your kind of woman?

@IronHamster If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of my body would you look at first?

@Shayama Sharp, witty, and sexual in nature. When I propose a date, I expect responses like, "That's the most fucked up idea I've ever heard. Get it ready. I'll be over in fifteen minutes."

@IronHamster In an ideal world, how long would foreplay be?

@Shayama Your heart and lungs, to be sure you are responding to me.

@IronHamster Do you prefer your women shaved or all natural?

@Shayama No preference, or anywhere in between. You know, there is a weird pfft sound that pubic hairs make just before they hit the floor. The important thing is the woman is comfortable with herself. Everything else is just details.

@IronHamster What do you think about toys in the bedroom?

@IronHamster Have you ever bought lingerie for a woman?

@Shayama I'm a fully functional male, but I have a wide variety of toys. I'm not going to have sex with every partner, and for that special woman I am having sex with, she will get the best experiences possible. I like to talk about sexual interests, likes and dislikes, to provide a roadmap of my partner. I call this "aural sex." What does she like. Pain, roughness, sensuality, etc. All women are different, and change over time and cycle. It's important for me to be attentive and focused.

@Shayama Only once, long ago. I am not a huge fan of lingerie. I don't even want my woman wearing underwear under her skirt.

@IronHamster good innerwear makes women a goddess

@IronHamster If you could only touch me in one place, where would it be?

@Shayama So does easy access. She better be wet all the time she is with me, and I will be checking.