Leave a comment and I'll assign you a random UK city to be twinned with

There are 76 or 80, so it's a limited offer

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Let's hope it's one of the nice ones. I know where your craphole towns are.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@CountScrofula I think you're thinking of somewhere else. These are all top notch places.

You are twinned with Norwich, pop.135,512. Home of mustard, Delia Smith and Alan Partridge. Aha!

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Lugwho Also a GORGEOUS city, I'll take it!

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@CountScrofula It is one of the better ones

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Lugwho Waiting for you to twin someone with Slough.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@CountScrofula Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now.

Fortunately, it doesn't have City status, so no one will be getting it.

meggie · F

@CountScrofula at least you didnt get Skegness, Scunthorpe or Clackton-on'Sea!!!