For all those missing a smile
*Naughty ADULT one liners!!*
*If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.*
*A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.*
*Chess players mate better.*
*Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.*
*Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.*
*Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".*
*If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.*
*The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.*
*Prostitution is a hole sale business.*
*A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.*
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.*
*Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.*
*Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.*
*I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind*
*Guns don't kill people...Husbands who come home early, kill people.*
*Getting married is like getting into a bathtub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.*
😎😎.
*If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.*
*A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.*
*Chess players mate better.*
*Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.*
*Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.*
*Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".*
*If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.*
*The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.*
*Prostitution is a hole sale business.*
*A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.*
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.*
*Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.*
*Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.*
*I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind*
*Guns don't kill people...Husbands who come home early, kill people.*
*Getting married is like getting into a bathtub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.*
😎😎.
