Heehee smile please life becomes better
Matthew saw Samuel his ex business partner begging on the street and invited him to get into his limousine.
What happened to your share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked.
Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank.
Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed.
Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am!
So My friend Samuel, what have you learnt out of all this? Matthew asked
Samuel replied
*"If anything floats, flies or fucks, rent it! Don't buy it.”* 😂😂😂
What happened to your share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked.
Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank.
Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed.
Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am!
So My friend Samuel, what have you learnt out of all this? Matthew asked
Samuel replied
*"If anything floats, flies or fucks, rent it! Don't buy it.”* 😂😂😂
