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Timeline of a unremarkable life

It may seem perverse to offer a timeline to such an uneventful life, but what dazzles me is not me, but what i was and am into.

1977

Born to a match that i sometimes think was a mistake for them to be matched

early 80's

my favorite toy was a police motorbike, i went pretty fast if you listen to the last person still alive to see such a thing firsthand.

mid 80's

After the first time with Grade 3, which i failed i decided not to be normal, and the remains of a dead bat stuck on the school wall was the sign of this

early to mid 90's

The peak of my sociableness with others my age, where high school was indeed high, i also worked in the cafeteria and got free fries with cheese sauce, until i made the bone head idea of stealing a can of coke, chef guy who was so friendly was so disappointed in me, and i thenceforward had to pay for those fries.

2001 - 2004

My stint with a job as a person who helped customers put lumber and stuff in their trucks

2004 - 2010

My solitary years aka as the Taoist years where i tasted off and on a kind of mild enlightenment and began being a cinephile

2011 - around 2015

The Answerbag years, i got so involved with the website's drama that i was at times like a zombie in real life, the smartest person i ever knew online was there, and a friendship with a famous Progressive Rock singer lady

2016 - present

SW years, coming and going, making a bigger fool of myself here than anywhere else

2045

Died having known the wonders of the contents of my kindle, and film collection, especially the silent film collection, and spreading wholesomeness all over the world in a living room filled with memories and mutant mice laughing at me.

 
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