How to start a conversation: Hey, like how are you and stuff? [I Like to Make People Smile]

Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?

Just talk bout yourself then ask a question related to that.
"Hey I'm out, cos no power at home, like where u at?"

hey, wana get high?

I'm good and stuff!

Edit: This tutorial was very valuable for me.

I'll have to try stuff

Good , you?

You know the proper way to perform mouth to mouth?

So umm, you like umm stuff and things?