This's Methdozer and the views I am about to express are not necessarily those of anyone but me, but ought to be and as a matter of fact probably are.
Big shout out and applause to all those ladies who strut with that intentional steps that make those titties bounce with each and every heel plant.
May both sides of your pillow forever be cool. May each night's sleep be as restful and soothing as that fresh egyptian cotton sheets from the dryer feeling. May each sip of water you take taste as crisp, cold , and refreshing as the first mouthful of iced mountain spring water after soccer practice on a hot summer day. Shall every moment of the rest of your existence be filled with reassuring quiet releif one only experiences after a bad day in grade school and your mom says " het buddy lets get McDonalds. Forever may you have the all is right with the world contentment felt as you bit into the first french fry from that Happy Meal in the car before leaving the drive-thu. Wished upon you is the warm loving feeling of a hug from dad after a game of catch in the backyard.
May both sides of your pillow forever be cool. May each night's sleep be as restful and soothing as that fresh egyptian cotton sheets from the dryer feeling. May each sip of water you take taste as crisp, cold , and refreshing as the first mouthful of iced mountain spring water after soccer practice on a hot summer day. Shall every moment of the rest of your existence be filled with reassuring quiet releif one only experiences after a bad day in grade school and your mom says " het buddy lets get McDonalds. Forever may you have the all is right with the world contentment felt as you bit into the first french fry from that Happy Meal in the car before leaving the drive-thu. Wished upon you is the warm loving feeling of a hug from dad after a game of catch in the backyard.
Also uh, thumbs down to sports bras
