Wait. This has to be some kind of mistake. 🤨

@Eurydicekallos but I don’t want to cosplay a forrest gump box of chocolates 😒

@Temporallube you shouldnt have signed the paperwork then. We have to have people like you to ensure people never know what they are going to get in the boxes. Now please get in. Feet first is best.

@Eurydicekallos why does it have to be me to bring across the existential questions 😒

Can you at least include some chocolate to eat while inside? 🤨

@Temporallube you signed the paperwork. Same as you, im just doing as im told. There is others to get in the other boxes so please sir dont make my job any harder and just get inside. There is many chocolates and pretzels in the boxes sir. You had to sign a waiver you werent alergic to any nuts as well so you should be aware of this already.

@Eurydicekallos I want Kitkats, not snickers 🤨

And why are there hard pretzels? 🥨 I like the soft chewy kind!

And do I look like I practice yogi? How am I supposed to bend all the way in there?

@Temporallube sir this is HumanConfines Chocolates not snickers nor KitKat. The pretzels go with the chocolates. Its not up to me I just try get the people Im given a list for to get in the assigned box. Its not my job to advise you how get in outside of telling you due to some past accidents its best to go in feet first...now please hurry i would like to get home before its dark.

@Eurydicekallos what past accident? Tell me! 🤨

Did someone lose their nuts?

@Temporallube Sir im not told those things just given the list and instructions. Now please...into the box.

@Eurydicekallos fine but if I go, I am taking you with me! 😠

@Temporallube i didnt sign the waiver...nor is that my job. Once you get in the box your comfort buddy can get in the box but i need you to get into the box.

@Eurydicekallos what in the violations?

Comfort buddy? 😳

@Temporallube every Box Munchin gets his or her own comfort buddy for the journey. In secret its also suppose be a way for the Box Munchin to have an extra souce of food in case the package gets lost....not that its happened before....now please get in the box sir.

@Eurydicekallos I feel very scared now. I don’t think I want to go into the box for the Box Munchin 😒

Umm…I am going to go now

:: runs for his fookin life ::

@Temporallube man...there goes another one. What am i gonna tell the boss. Ill just head to the next room i guess.

Lmao fun making a wierd skit with ya. Thanks