The ice freezer in front of my local dollar general is broken and doesn’t actually lock. They just hang locks on it to appear as if it’s locked

I was asked not to tell anyone, so I had to come tell you guys

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Classified · M

We're not anyone? 🤨 I feel like there's an insult here 😤

itsok · 31-35, F

@Classified no, see, the joke is that she meant don’t tell people who will then go and steal ice, and I defied her, but only told people who don’t know where my dollar general is (save for like 2 people maybe)

Classified · M

@itsok But what about the people who hack this site for your IP-address? 😱

itsok · 31-35, F

@Classified then they can steal ice, I guess. I will warn them that the police like to park beside there at night to catch people speeding

Classified · M

@itsok And catch people speeding off with ice. 😌😌

itsok · 31-35, F

@Classified a double crime!! maybe I posted this to catch some criminals

Classified · M

@itsok I think SW-membership alone would be enough for a verdict. 🤔