My phone mocks me by giving me directions and time estimates to get home in the middle of my work day 😒

@deadgerbil what’d I do?

@itsok you know what you did

@deadgerbil being bald is not a crime

@itsok but not extending your car's warranty is

@deadgerbil I actually didn’t extend my car’s warranty. If it’s not broken before the manufacturer’s warranty runs out then I’ll take my chances.

@itsok *pours some sugar into your gas tank

@deadgerbil you’re being mean today

@itsok you hurt my feelings the other day so it's only natural

@deadgerbil what’d I say?

@itsok I forgot what it was but I'm still shaking from it

@deadgerbil I think you’re just really happy. You’re welcome 😌