A jogger shouted Happy Thanksgiving at me.

Calm down, Christopher Columbus. Then he said i had a beautiful smile but i wasn't smiling at all. Must be runners high.

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BlueVeins · 22-25

You're the runner's high

calicuz · 56-60, M

How dare these strangers yell out compliments as though their holiday joy would make someone feel good.😤

BohemianBabe · M

You should have flashed him.

SW-User

How dare he

deadgerbil · 26-30

Runner's high is an actual thing lol

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BeefySenpie · M

@deadgerbil We know why 🧐

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F

@BeefySenpie his shrimp is too little for gray sweatpants he’s insecure🤭

deadgerbil · 26-30

@poisonouscupcake 😒

Rutterman · 46-50, M

I'm sure he was just trying to be nice, but he probably should have quit after saying "Happy Thanksgiving". Also, Happy Thanksgiving, Selah. 🤗

BeefySenpie · M

In his head you smiled at him with a wink

Piper · 61-69, F

Perhaps he was being facetious, with the "beautiful smile" comment.

Selah ·

@Piper probably lol

bijouxbroussard · F

Sometimes you remind me of one of my sisters. One time she was driving and we were at a stop sign. A scary looking guy in a car next to us was trying to get her attention. Without looking at him, she said dryly, "Nooo thank you, I’m not joining whoever you already have in your trunk !" 🤭

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