Why I would be with a Vampire

✅all Vampires are rich
✅I don't have to listen to mortal problems
✅I only see them at night (romantic)
✅Wise and interesting

🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

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SW-User

Not all vampires are rich, though. I know one who works 3rd shift at McDonald's.

Selah ·

@SW-User must be a new vampire