Careful what you wish for - I found a magic lamp - rubbed it and the genie offered me one wish (cheap buzzard) so ...

I wished to be happy.

I should have known better - the single wish and all.

So the genie says "are you sure you want to be happy?"

And I said yeah, and to hurry up - I was expecting wealth, fame, fortunre...all the regular stuff

There was a flash of light, a puff of smoke and bingo...

I'm 3 feet tall, work in a mine and life with 6 other little people...

At least I can whistle while I work now.