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6 months of hard training and 7 days of tests that I can't describe how difficult and degrading some of them were... and now I'm a lifeguard

Imma drown you all when you're asleep 😼


Imagine Nanori watching over your when you're swimming 🙂 such vulnerable moment hmmm 🙂
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
I did the thumbs-up reaction until i reached the end of the post and i felt that it is not suitable 🥔🤣

Potato doesn't know how to swim 🥔🥺 Having Nanori as a lifeguard doesn't help at all 🥔🥴
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme I DID NOT THINK IT DEMANDED MY ANGER, BUT SURE WHY NOT 🥔😡
Nanori · F
@BittersweetPotato I feel like our friendship is gonna be very painful for you ngl
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato blah blah blah ...
Elessar · 26-30, M
How to get drowned for first:

And you needed 6 months of training + 7 days of tests just to let me drown?
Nanori · F
@Elessar yeah effectively and permanently
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
I was gonna congratulate you but now I just wanna evacuate pools.
Nanori · F
@SinlessOnslaught wise 🙂
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@Nanori I'm gonna congratulate people for getting out of the pool before you get there.
SW-User
I think maybe you misinterpreted a lesson or two.
Nanori · F
@SW-User I'll just snap your neck if I suspect you have a spinal injury
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Nanori 🥔🥴😱
SW-User
@Nanori you've read my advance directive then
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Nanori · F
@BluntSm0ker no we get a drop of water or two here and there sometimes
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Nanori
I'm a Survivor (What?)
I'm not gon' give up (What?)
I'm not gon' stop (What?)
I'm gon' work harder (What?)
I'm a Survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)
Nanori · F
@SUPERVlXEN till you doooon't (HA!?)
SUPERVlXEN · F
@Nanori
Staphh. Oh well, take advantage of my vulnerable moment and drown me when I'm asleep 💦
being · 36-40, F
Yay I'd love to do that in another life... Huh that's why you weren't much around, you've been training 😍😍😍
Nanori · F
@being that and bad internet due to protests

why not in this life?
being · 36-40, F
@Nanori so much to do already
I wish that you use your new skill wisely.
I appreciate what you do staying where you're staying... But what if you end up in Hawaii for a lifeguards job
It's fuckin hard these type of choices ❤️❤️❤️
deadgerbil · 26-30
Now I can fake drowning in order to receive mouth to mouth resuscitation from you (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)
Nanori · F
@deadgerbil no need to fake drown, imma help you breathe 24/7
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Congratulations 🤗 u can save me from drowning..🥴
Nanori · F
@AngelKrish sure, for 300$ I will
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
@Nanori 300$🥴
@Nanori It's $300* 🤭
Degbeme · 70-79, M
But why? I haven`t changed my user name here. 😐
Nanori · F
@Degbeme u just scared of being a hoe
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Nanori I`m happy with being a slut. 😬
Degrading? How so?
Nanori · F
@Stillwaiting "YOU ARE NOTHING" "YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SAVE YOURSELVES" "YOU ALL ARE GONNA FAIL" "YOU'RE WEAK"

they kept telling us that lol
@Nanori So run like a old school military boot camp? Just weeding out the snowflakes. ;-)
Nanori · F
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Apprently half the people on this post have ne blocked 🥔🤣
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Thank you.

There is a lifeguard shortage.
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
What was degrading about the tests?
Nanori · F
@Muthafukajones they kept telling us humiliating remarks
Even sharks would fear you 😂
Well, congratulations! Well done!
SW-User
Excuse me Miss lifeguard, I've shit myself. Please swim into my brown water and save me 👀
Nanori · F
@SW-User I'll wait till you just eat it all
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Well done you 👏 👍
Nanori · F
@Justenjoyit what do I get as a reward now?
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Well congrats on passing after all that hard work
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Nanori I will drown and you can save me and I will give you a reward.
Nanori · F
@iamonfire696 how about I save you for 1000$ instead 🙂
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Nanori Nah, I would rather die
SW-User
Impressed

I hold Silver Medallion – Beach Management & Aquatic Rescue
Nanori · F
@SW-User
empanadas · 31-35, M
Are you the lifeguard at the river Styx
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@empanadas knowing her she'll be stationed at Elysium fields. 😆
Nanori · F
@empanadas
I have now so much power over people's lives
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Nanori oh no, you'll be throwing them directly into Tartarus! 😱
Lilnonames · F
I jave faith in you

 
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