I Am Going to Say Something Controversial

I don't live in the US, but this whole election is baffling to me. Trump's only sticking point is that he opposes "crooked Hilary", and Hilary is the puppet of her investors. No one wins! If Hilary becomes president, say hello to a nuclear war! And if Trump is elected, voters may as well commit suicide for letting the annoying orange run the country, why can't he do something useful? Like become a paperweight or a door stop?