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I’m really not a fan of ears..I know it’s a big sexual thing for a lot of people but nothing freaks me out more than someone dragging their raspy tongue across my ear.
Why can’t we just have holes????
Fairydust · F
I love a sweet nothing... 🤭

We’d look silly without them, tuck my hair back, earrings, glasses, earphones...

I guess they are there to prevent some things entering your ears 👂🏻
Lol 🤔
No..I’m pretty sure Davinci was onto something [@1042,Fleabag]
ZenPearl · F
We do have holes. 🤭
Easy Zen!!🤫[@674752,ZenLioness]
ZenPearl · F
[@1016510,Seren] I'm just saying; better ones than ear holes to lick!😏🤭
comfi1 · 61-69, M
You'll have to speak up as I'm a little deaf in one ear 👂
comfi1 · 61-69, M
Ok, there's no need to shout 🙄 [@1016510,Seren]
[@265524,comfi1] 😂😂😂
comfi1 · 61-69, M
🙃[@1016510,Seren]
SW User
Why have the holes, they only get full up with wax, acorns and sweet wrappers. Bone conducting earphones are the answer. Now how do I wear these sunglasses. 😎
[@588010,Lugubrio] bahahaha! I LOVE THAT IDEA
SW User
Where would my hearing aid hang?

And my glasses would continually fall off.
[@14688,Nunos50] please don’t be practical..you could get wraparound glasses and an ear trumpet ??
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[@1016510,Seren] I don't like ears either my bitch is with the inner ear especially when they decide like mine to not function correctly.
[@14688,Nunos50] yeah they’re ear/arse holes
goliathtree · 56-60, M
So, you would enjoy having me drag my raspy tongue across your hole.
Omfg I missed you!🤣🤣🤣[@8911,goliathtree]

 
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