Don't Tell Anyone...
But I'm organizing a coup to destabilize the hierarchy in my place of employment.
They've reprimanded the wrong guy, and will soon learn what Operation Midnight Fiesta entails.
1) DON'T KICK THE HORNET'S NEST
2) DON'T KEEP PEOPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB
3) DON'T START NO SHIT, WON'T BE NO SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT
I might be an angry, antisocial fuck. But the friends I have, have always been the best friends.
These dumbass managers took the wrong dead-end job as a career, and they're going to find out from one of the formerly best.
Management doesn't realize this. Management doesn't realize I have friends in their ranks, friends in all shifts, friends in many places.
Regardless of this, my plan does not require the cooperation of my allies. But I know at least one person who stands to gain at least 5 figures from this, probably 3 people. And I believe I can prove a pattern of inherent nepotism, corruption, and time theft to boot. This is a Fortune 10 company.
I will diligently log every safety infraction from now until busy season. As soon as busy season hits, so does a logbook of every safety infraction for 180 days. Unless they want to take back their decision, I will hold their feet to the fire. They will have no choice but to send every person home, while they investigate these safety issues. My Site Manager will be terminated by this time next year, and probably a lot of other people if they don't fix this.
They can either repeal the reprimand, promote my friend who is their workhorse/whipping boy, or face the prospect of civil litigation. I'll do outside their front doors pushing for unionization if I have to.
They messed with the wrong angry fuck this week, and this is a fantastic way to launch me out of my depression with a literal VENGEANCE.
Watch your ass you managerial dickheads, your balls are mine.
Besides all that, I wished them a nice weekend. I sincerely hope they enjoy them while they last.
On top of that, the gods gifted me with a $200 bargaining chip I can use in my favor.
Unless they are prepared to be humiliated (assuming they have shame), they will either lose a lot of money, or their jobs.
They've reprimanded the wrong guy, and will soon learn what Operation Midnight Fiesta entails.
1) DON'T KICK THE HORNET'S NEST
2) DON'T KEEP PEOPLE UNDER YOUR THUMB
3) DON'T START NO SHIT, WON'T BE NO SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT
I might be an angry, antisocial fuck. But the friends I have, have always been the best friends.
These dumbass managers took the wrong dead-end job as a career, and they're going to find out from one of the formerly best.
Management doesn't realize this. Management doesn't realize I have friends in their ranks, friends in all shifts, friends in many places.
Regardless of this, my plan does not require the cooperation of my allies. But I know at least one person who stands to gain at least 5 figures from this, probably 3 people. And I believe I can prove a pattern of inherent nepotism, corruption, and time theft to boot. This is a Fortune 10 company.
I will diligently log every safety infraction from now until busy season. As soon as busy season hits, so does a logbook of every safety infraction for 180 days. Unless they want to take back their decision, I will hold their feet to the fire. They will have no choice but to send every person home, while they investigate these safety issues. My Site Manager will be terminated by this time next year, and probably a lot of other people if they don't fix this.
They can either repeal the reprimand, promote my friend who is their workhorse/whipping boy, or face the prospect of civil litigation. I'll do outside their front doors pushing for unionization if I have to.
They messed with the wrong angry fuck this week, and this is a fantastic way to launch me out of my depression with a literal VENGEANCE.
Watch your ass you managerial dickheads, your balls are mine.
Besides all that, I wished them a nice weekend. I sincerely hope they enjoy them while they last.
On top of that, the gods gifted me with a $200 bargaining chip I can use in my favor.
Unless they are prepared to be humiliated (assuming they have shame), they will either lose a lot of money, or their jobs.
41-45, M
